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Fantasy
Richard Sherman casts Similacrum on himself, creating an actual 12th Man
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Thursday, December 11, 2014
My College Wouldn’t Let Me Dress Myself
Going to a military academy is kind of like going
to preschool: you don’t get to decide
what time you wake up in the morning, you can’t leave without permission, and –
perhaps most irritating – you don’t get to pick what clothes you’re going to
wear that day.
As you might recall from my very first post as The Claw of Knowledge, I went to the U.S. Coast Guard Academy, in scenic New
London, Connecticut. Like any military academy, it has a pretty rigid rank
structure: freshman are the lowest (fourth class), sophomores are the second
lowest (third class), juniors next, and so on. With each rank comes a new set
of privileges that you didn’t get the year before, kind of like gaining a
superpower. Y’know, if superpowers were all things that ordinary people do
every day, like being able to slightly turn your head while in the hallway, or
not having to stand up when other people come in your room.
However, I'm completely powerless against your ability to give out demerits.
Thursday, December 4, 2014
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