Sunday, December 3, 2017

Coast Guard Academy Christmas Decorations

Much like in Harry Potter, the Holidays are a magical time to be at Coastwarts School of Watchcraft and Wizguardry. There's leave to look forward to, bridgecoats to be worn, and most of all, the chance to decorate your dungeon-like room for once.

Of course, since the Holidays also mean the onset of finals and the busiest time of your cadet career outside of Swab Summer, you probably don't have a lot of time to put together decorations. So here's a few ready-made things you can print out and tape up when you've got a sec.


Download full set as a PDF here.

Basic Wall Decorations

Just print out and hang up.

Santa Sleigh Display

Print out and tape together. Available in port and starboard.

Cadet Shield Wreath Garland

Print out multiple copies and tape together.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Not A Real Branch

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Master Chief

"I've been in the Coast Guard longer than you've been alive."
                                            -Every Master Chief

Wednesday, July 19, 2017


Saturday, July 15, 2017

Valar Paratus

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

History of Navy Jokes

Saturday, June 24, 2017


Thursday, June 15, 2017


Tuesday, June 13, 2017


Monday, June 5, 2017

D-Day Photos