16 Valentines That Only Make Sense At The Coast Guard Academy

This year, I try to bring a little love to a place where love is strictly prohibited per the cadet regulations: the U.S. Coast Guard Academy.

 So here you go, cadets: a set of Valentine's Day Cards made just for you! Print them out (they work best on card stock) and pass them around to your shipmates in whatever way won't get you bagged.

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Show people you don't just stand there and guard the beach all day! Learn awesome facts about the service! Make fun of the Navy! All that and more in my new book!



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  1. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2015 at 5:31 AM

    These are amazing. You are amazing.
    V/R USCGA

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  2. Dave YoungFebruary 12, 2015 at 6:43 AM

    One of my classmates got restricted for kissing his girlfriend through the fence; I had to shake hands with my fiance on the dock after a 10 week cruise (to the laughter of my classmates looking down from the Eagle). It didn't stop her from marrying me - 51 years!

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  3. UnknownFebruary 12, 2015 at 7:22 AM

    These are so cute!. My favorite. .."you're bagged". I was just wondering if this came in an electronic version so I can surprise the recipient just like the real thing? ;-)

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    1. Claw of KnowledgeFebruary 12, 2015 at 4:47 PM

      Hmm...Possibly. What exactly are you looking for?

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2015 at 5:28 PM

    These valentines are already going around the Academy! Thank you!
    V/R USCGA

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  5. Tom CopelandFebruary 12, 2015 at 7:19 PM

    "Your special... has been disapproved". Brilliant sir.

    "If we were the last two in drill down... I'd drop my rifle." <== Not as good as yours

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2015 at 8:18 PM

    Never stop making these!

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