25 Awesome Facts About the Coast Guard!

After a long, long, (very long) wait, MY BOOK IS FINALLY AVAILABLE ON AMAZON!


Inside, you'll find 88 pages of cartoons, diagrams, and - obviously - facts about the military branch no one ever remembers. It's the perfect way to prove to your relatives you're not a lifeguard, or mock your Navy friends!



This is a type of book I don't think has ever existed for the Coast Guard - one that tells the story of our service with all the honor, humor, and cynicism that it deserves - all the things that make the service both indispensable and ignored. All the things that make me proud to be a Coastie.

You can buy the book here!



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